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I Hate America

..............now do I get loads of votes?
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Joke by Conan, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged america , sickipedia , jokes , votes  - Current Score: 83 - Added: 6 months, 3 days ago

Why are the top jokes on this site like African Politicians?

Because they have only got where they are because of dodgy multiple voting!
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Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged just joking , votes , africa , politics , sickipedia , just a joke lads don't get wound up  - Current Score: 62 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago

Don't think all this business of getting lots of votes just by mouthing off and criticising Americans is new. Its not. American politicians have been doing it for years. I mean- George Bush's last platform was basically saying " Surely your not stupid enough to vote for me again are you? " To which the American people responded with a resounding "YES!"
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Joke by twayne, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged american politics , politics , america , usa , george bush , sickipedia , votes , voting , dumb , 2004 election  - Current Score: 46 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago

John McCain lost the election the moment he picked Sarah Palin as his running partner...

She's such a good joke, the fucking Americans voted her down.
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Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > John McCain - Tagged president , election , americans , sickipedia , sarah palin , votes , john mccain  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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