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| The other day I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a little rucksack, and I went up to the lake district. I walked for about five miles then I stopped and sat on a stone wall and had a flask of coffee. Then I walked another five miles and stopped and had another flask........fucking hell, I'm rambling. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > 50 Cent - Tagged rambling , lake district , walking , boots , flask - Current Score: 306 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| The latest statistics show that people on Tyneside are naming their babies Keegan. Experts assure them they'll be walking within 8 months. | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged babies , keegan , experts , walking - Current Score: 127 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Christopher Reeve - Tagged christopher reeve , disability , disabled , christopher , reeve , walken , walk , walking , opposite - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| "Mummy, Mummy, I'm fed up with walking round in circles?" "Shut up then or we'll nail your other foot down!" | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Jokes with no home > Mummy, Mummy - Tagged mummy , walking , nail - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Blonde is walking one side of the river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank and says "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The other blonde replies: "What the fuck are you talking about? You ARE on the other side!!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , walking , river - Current Score: 6 - Added: 8 months, 5 days ago
| If walking is supposed to be so good for you, why does my postman look like Jabba the Hut? | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Exercise - Tagged walking , postman - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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