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| What's black and runs into walls? Jordan's baby. |    |
Joke by JIMMYSAVILLE, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged blind , baby , jordan , katie , price , katie price , wall , walls , run , runs , stupid , retard , retarded , thick , slow , spastic , spaz , fat , black - Current Score: 213 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| The depressing thing about tennis is that, no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. | |
Joke by jmtryan, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tennis , wall , mitch hedberg - Current Score: 115 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends how hard you throw them. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged wall , paint , red , throw , dead , baby , dead baby - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside the coffin, the woman yells, "Oh, my God!" She lived another four years. She dies again. The pallbearers are swinging the coffin. The husband yells, "Watch out for the wall!" (David Wain's favorite) | |
Joke by David, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged marriage , woman , death , wall , funeral - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 week ago
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