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| How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. |    |
Joke by MikeLit, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged condoms , woman , wallet - Current Score: 278 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| News from the White House.. George Bush's wallet has gone missing already. | |
Joke by jungleoftramps, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged wallet , george , bush , white , house - Current Score: 210 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I have been using the new Shell V-Power petrol that is meant to clean out your engine as you use it. I've found it works on my wallet too... | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Petrol - Tagged wallet , clean , petrol , engine - Current Score: 104 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Went to see my doctor. I said, "I think I'm losing my memory doc, I went on a blind date yesterday, picked her up in my car,next thing I know I was sitting in a lay-by on my own." The doctor said, "sounds like you had a blackout." "Oh no," I said, "she must have been white, I've still got my wallet." | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blackout , wallet - Current Score: 93 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
| "I suffered an asthmatic attack the other day. I was walking down the street and three asthmatics snuck up behind me and stole my wallet. I know, I know, I should've heard them coming..." | |
Joke by Nayim, in Illness and mortality > Asthma - Tagged asthma , attack , wallet , cunt , emo philips - Current Score: 46 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| I'd like to say to the man wearing camouflage and using crutches who stole my wallet at the weekend,' you can hide,but you can't run'. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Theft - Tagged camouflage , crutches , money , wallet - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Bought a wallet the other day made out of an elephant's foreskin. It's great: when you rub it, it turns into a briefcase. | |
Joke by boardatwork, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged elephant , foreskin , wallet - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months ago
| I read this quote from an extremely pleased (and black) Obama supporter. "Rosa parks sat, so Martin luther king could walk, Martin Luther King walked so Obama could run. Obama ran so we can all fly." I think he got it wrong. Obama's probably running because he's got someone else's wallet in his pocket... | |
Joke by oddball_o, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack , obama , rosa parkes , martin luther , wallet , he stole my bike too - Current Score: -2 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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