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What's the difference between an Essex Girl and a Walrus?

One's got whiskers and stinks of fish... and the other one's a walrus.
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Joke by topbanana, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged essex girl , walrus , whiskers , stinks , fish  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 11 months ago

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.
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Joke by lurch_555, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged walrus , seal  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 9 months ago

What is the difference between Maggie Thatcher and a walrus?

...One has saggy flaps and whiskers, and the other's a walrus.
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Joke by TheBritishAreFuckingCunts, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged maggie , thatcher , walrus  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 8 months ago

Well, Adlington won gold. Big deal - the natural place for a walrus is water.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by djh001, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged walrus , swimming  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 months ago

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