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| I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!" | ![]() |
Joke by Wadey, in Jokes with no home > Medical - Tagged wanking , nurse , medical - Current Score: 946 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged daughter , charades , party , dads , cock , wanking - Current Score: 506 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , wank , masturbate , wanking , kids , kid , children , bath , bathing , soap , magazine , porn , hand , tv , dvd , remote , survey - Current Score: 343 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| So it seems that Chinese gymnast He Kexin may be 14 and not 16 as first claimed. Just when I thought I'd finished wanking over her... | ![]() |
Joke by got spunk, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged china , gymnastics , wanking - Current Score: 268 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| Boy asks his mum, "is it wrong to have a willy?" "No,why?" she asks. "Well, Dad's sweating like fuck in the bathroom trying to pull his off!" | ![]() |
Joke by rhysisbob, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged child , dad , willy , wanking - Current Score: 246 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged wanking , uncles , perverts , childline , kids , paedo , incest - Current Score: 224 - Added: 3 months ago
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , public - Current Score: 218 - Added: 7 months ago
Joke by underscore, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged grandparents house , sick , wanking - Current Score: 218 - Added: 5 days ago
| And now I've been banned from Mastermind. Apparently 'Wanking over Hannah Montana' is not a specialist subject. | ![]() |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Mastermind - Tagged mastermind , wanking , hannah montana - Current Score: 198 - Added: 4 weeks ago
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , masturbation - Current Score: 164 - Added: 8 months ago
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