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| As a Boy Scout I always wanted to be in the Beavers........ |    |
Joke by bobajob, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged boy scout , wanted , beavers - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months ago
| I've just been turned away from the police station. Although they do actually want a paedophile, I'm not the person they're looking for. It seems twenty years of experience counts for nothing these days. | |
Joke by jimbojimbo, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , police , wanted - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago
| WANTED . . . Illegal immigrant to act as a mud flap for a 1978 Ford Cortina. Must be flexible and willing to travel. | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged wanted , illegal , car , ford , cortina , job , vacancy - Current Score: 14 - Added: 11 months ago
| My wife said to me last night, "I think we're drifting apart - I just need to be wanted by someone." So I took a photo of her and sent it into Crimewatch. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged cow , crimewatch , photo , wanted - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month ago
| I put a wanted ad in the paper asking for a wife, I got 523 replies saying take mine. | |
Joke by frobo666, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged wanted , ad , paper , wife , women , news paper - Current Score: 5 - Added: 6 months ago
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