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| Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend... |    |
Joke by captain slow, in Illness and mortality > War - Tagged war , religion , imaginary - Current Score: 912 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| You really do have to hand it to the French... After all, they won't fight for it. | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , fight , war - Current Score: 304 - Added: 6 months ago
| Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese hate Tibet. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , tibet , war , gambling - Current Score: 278 - Added: 8 months ago
| I am in the army and my sergeant said to me, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!" To which I replied, "oh, thank you very much, sir!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged army , soldier , war , camoflage , world wars - Current Score: 194 - Added: 7 months, 26 days ago
| Today the Queen led the Remembrance Service up in London. We weren't remembering 9/11, because nobody here gives a fuck, we were remembering a real War where the British led forces won a great victory against the evil oppressors. In those days, the only friendly fire was the one you sat around to warm your hands. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , war - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 week ago
| A journalist goes to Iraq and is surprised to see that the local men allow their wives to walk in front of them. The journalist approaches a local and says, "I thought the custom in Islamic countries was for wives to walk ten paces behind their husbands?" "It was," replied the local, "But that all changed with the war." "How did the war change things?" The journalist enquired. The local replied, "land mines." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged iraq , islamic , war , land mine , war of the worlds - Current Score: 181 - Added: 10 months ago
| At the height of all this "Anti-American" posting on Sickipedia, some American guy posted a joke as a bit of a "backlash". It went something like "What do you call it when the Americans, Spanish, French, Dutch and Prussians kick British ass? - Answer - The War of Independence!" So I was thinking - was that true? Well, five against one - I must admit, that does sound like their style. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , spain , france , dutch , prussians , war - Current Score: 180 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favours," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged old man , italian , war - Current Score: 177 - Added: 10 months ago
| After the war, the plan is to divide Iraq into three parts... unleaded, premium, and diesel. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Iraq - Tagged war , petrol - Current Score: 165 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| THE WAR AGAINST TERRORISM.... ....God's way of teaching geography to Americans! | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged war , geography , god , john stewart , daily show - Current Score: 162 - Added: 3 months ago
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