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| Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys? It's called Go and Wash |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged go , wash , shampoo , gypsy , gypsies , pikey , pikeys - Current Score: 189 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| This old bloke goes into an old folks home because he keeps falling over and his son can't keep his eye on him all the time. On his first day in the home, a female nurse comes along to give him a wash and she notices he has a slight erection. With that, she gives him a blow job. He gets straight on the phone to his son, telling him that he just got a gobble and what a wonderful place it was. The following, day he's walking down a corridor and he falls over - suddenly, from behind, a male nurse gives him one up the arse. He gets straight on the phone to his son again and says "get me out of here, a male nurse just banged me up the arse." His son says, "look, dad, so you took one up the arse - you got a blow job yesterday, you have to take the rough with the smooth." The old bloke says, "fuck off, I get a hard on three times a year but I fall over three times a fucking day." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Pensioners - Tagged old , bloke , male , female , nurse , arse , phone , home , blow job , gobble , wash , erection - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year ago
| A couple are on Safari in Africa, They see a lion licking another lion's arse. They ask the tour guide: "Is that how lions wash in the wild?" "No," replies the guide, "the one at the back just ate a Paki and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth." | |
Joke by screamlol, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged safari , africa , paki , lions , arse , wash , tour guide , couple - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months ago
| I'm pissed off with everyone having go at black people. My best mate is black and theres nothing he wouldn't do for me. Cook,wash,clean,do my shopping,shine my shoes.... | |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pissed , people , best , mate , cook , wash , clean , shopping , shine , shoes - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
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