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| My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort. |    |
Joke by djralph, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged washing , machine , comfort - Current Score: 443 - Added: 4 months ago
| My father has always said to me: "Son, you're not a real man until you've made a girl gag on your cock whilst giving you head." Which is why I haven't washed mine for months. | |
Joke by t84, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged washing , cheese , smeg , gag , blow job - Current Score: 146 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's the difference between a 6 year old Girl and a Washing Machine? A Washing Machine won't spit your load out... | |
Joke by Darklord, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged washing , machine , girl , load , oral , sex , spit - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months ago
| My wife always complains that I treat her like a servant and never take her out. So she was ecstatic the other day when I suggested we "took advantage of the nice weather" The smile was soon wiped off her face when I said "Yeah, you hang the washing out while I fuck off down the pub" | |
Joke by RobBWFC, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged sexist , pub , washing - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months ago
| Little Jenny the chav stands on a chair watching her mom do the washing up. "Mommy," little Jenny asks, "are your hands soft and gentle and smooth because you have them in soapy water?" Her mother smiles and says, "no, sweetheart, it's because I'm thirteen." | |
Joke by tony.t, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged soft , hands , washing - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What do you do if you find an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw your washing in. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epileptic , fit , bath , washing - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| My wife bugged me to wash the cat the other day until I finally gave in. But after I'd done it I couldn't understand why she was so livid. I thought that she'd be made up that I'd finally figured out how to use the washing machine. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged wife , cash , washing , livid - Current Score: 4 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
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