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I went to casualty yesterday and said to the nurse, "I've been stung by a wasp, have you got anything for it?"
The nurse replied, "whereabout's is it?"
I said, "I don't know, it'll be fucking miles away by now."
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Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged wasp , bee , stung , miles away , nurse  - Current Score: 134 - Added: 5 months ago

Following convicted drug cheat, Dwaine Chambers' successful move into rugby league with Castleford Tigers, another rugby league club has recruited a famous drug abuser.

Amy Winehouse, chewing a wasp, is the new face of Batley Bulldogs.
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged rugby , dwaine chambers , batley bulldogs , wasp , castleford tigers , drug cheat , drug abuser , boogaloo  - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago

What do you call a cautious Russian wasp?

a K.G.B
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Joke by Gash TL, in Jokes with no home > KGB - Tagged kgb , cagey bee , wasp , russian  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months ago

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