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| A Moe girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the assessor. "10," replies the Moe girl. "10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne." "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Nah," says the Moe girl. "Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY' or 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Moe girl, "I just use their surnames." |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , moe , wayne , surnames , 10 , kids , centrelink - Current Score: 352 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Wayne Rooney is pleased to announce that he's signed up for a five book deal.........That's an awful lot of crayons he's gonna get through. | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Celebrity and news events > Wayne Rooney - Tagged wayne , rooney , crayons - Current Score: 44 - Added: 8 months ago
| What have a seat on a bus and Wayne Rooney's cock got in common? They've both been repeatedly offered to old ladies. | |
Joke by RobBWFC, in Celebrity and news events > Wayne Rooney - Tagged wayne , old bitch - Current Score: 0 - Added: 3 months ago
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