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| I must apologise to all Americans who happen to be out there reading these jokes, we must never forget that Americans, like most other people, are needed. They are needed for entertainment, target practice, setting the standards for international IQ's, providing weapons to middle east countries, spreading mass panic at airports (although Muslims helped), and last but equal to all else - providing easy girls to fuck! |    |
Joke by Widow Maker, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged middle east , weapons , girls , americans , iq , airports , muslim - Current Score: 58 - Added: 5 months ago
| Some people keep a baseball bat or knife under their bed in case they get burgled in the night. I don't - if I ever get burgled I'll just scare them off with the battle-axe next to me. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , burglars , weapons - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months ago
| The ministry of defence have just announced their new supplier of body armour for the frontline troops will be TK Maxx | |
Joke by ben dover, in Celebrity and news events > TK Maxx - Tagged tk maxx , troops , body armour , knives , blades , weapons , coats - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month ago
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