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| British weather: it's just like a Muslim, either Sunni or Shi'ite. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged british , muslim , weather - Current Score: 1035 - Added: 11 months ago
| SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY - Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony. "It was weird," Fullmer said. "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather, eh?" and I thought "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather." Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time," he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to shit and I said "Hey, great weather!". | |
Joke by RockBeer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , irony , weather - Current Score: 318 - Added: 3 months ago
| Due to cold snowy weather conditions expected soon, the Met office has issued a statement , a spokesman said "Make sure that when you drive , that you always carry a flask and a spade, this way you can have a hot drink, while the spade pushes your car!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged weather , met office , spade , hot , drink , snow , car , flask , cold - Current Score: 49 - Added: 10 months ago
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