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| I wonder how many Father's Day cards Josef Fritzl will be getting this weekend? |    |
Joke by alexd, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl , fathers day , weekend , b - Current Score: 84 - Added: 5 months ago
| Bit of a warning for the weekend..... THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULTTO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. 11. Thank you Mr. Taxi Driver, that was a very reasonable price. | |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged advice , booze , weekend , speech - Current Score: 77 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
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