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| Last week my mate was sent to prison for selling drugs. He got 6 years; one for the possession of the drugs,and five years for retailing using non-metric weights and measures. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged mate , prison , jail , weights , measures , metric - Current Score: 79 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| An old couple was watching a documentary on TV about men in an African tribe whose penises were 24" long. Their secret was that they tied a string around their penises and stretched them with weights every day. The old woman asked, "Do you think you could try that?" and hubby responded, "Sure! Why not?" So the old man started on his "weight training" and after a day or so, the old woman asked, "So, how is it going?" "Well, I'm about half way there." answered the old man. "Oh, my!" the woman cried, "You mean it's up to twelve inches?!" "Naw." The man replied, "But it's turned black." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged old , tribe , penises , secret , weights - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year ago
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