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| Am I the only one to notice that Therapist is split into The rapist [SNL Celebrity Jeopardy] |    |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged therapist , spelling , weird - Current Score: 107 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| I'd like to think of myself as somebody that midgets can look up to. | |
Joke by ghost, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midgets , weird , funny , little fuckers - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 week ago
| http://www.muffdivingclub.ie Yeah you can imagine how disappointed I was as well. | |
Joke by graham, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged muffdiving , weird - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot. | |
Joke by Rabid_Weasle, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , sex , animals , ocelot , tits , arousal , weird , pun - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year ago
| Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street, bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf," he asks, "or are you just gonna fuck around?" | |
Joke by joecorby, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , golf , st peter , weird , lucky , slice , unbelievable , annoyed - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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