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| A farmer in West Virginia and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it." He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell." |    |
Joke by wub, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged sex , pig , sheep , cow , squealed , west , virginia , farmer , orgasm , wife , beastiality - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months ago
| Al-Qaeda must be kicking themselves. For so long they've been using bombs and suicide attacks and it turns out all they had to do to fuck the West was take out a load of mortgages! | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Terrorists - Tagged al qaeda , bombings , suicide attacks , west , mortgages , sean lock , 8 out of 10 cats - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 days ago
| Fred West could have gotten away with it so easily... If only he'd thought to tell the police he got his topsoil in Lockerbie. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Fred And Rose West - Tagged fred , west - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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