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| A huge fire has broken out on the pier at Weston-Super-Mare in Somerset. Local council officials said, "We're going to have to call it Simon Weston Pier now..." |    |
Joke by Fred West, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged weston , simon , pier - Current Score: 55 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| Simon Weston has launched a new social networking site for burns victims, it's called Facecook. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged facebook , burn , social , network , weston - Current Score: 49 - Added: 3 months ago
| Simon Weston has just released his first cook book. It's called "How to cook your own chops in 15 minutes". | |
Joke by metro88, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged simon , weston , chops , cook , falklands - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Weston-Super-Mare has announced two new twin towns. Burnham-on-Sea and Chard. | |
Joke by exeter, in Celebrity and news events > Weston-super-Mare - Tagged twin , weston , pier - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| When I heard that Weston had caught fire I thought to myself, 'How much bad luck can one man have?' | |
Joke by guest1, in Celebrity and news events > Weston-super-Mare - Tagged weston , fire , simon - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
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