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| I had a wet dream about the wife last night. She got hit by a bus and I pissed myself. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wet , dream , bus , pissed - Current Score: 113 - Added: 11 months ago
| The cat fell in the well and the rooster laughed. This goes to show you... ...a wet pussy makes a cock happy. | |
Joke by BenGreen, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged wet , pussy , cock , cat , rooster - Current Score: 51 - Added: 11 months ago
| Why are Hurricanes named after women? Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and your car. | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged hurricanes , wild , wet , house , car , women , sex - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I saw a sign yesterday that said "Wet Paint" so I pissed on it. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Double Meaning - Tagged wet , paint , piss - Current Score: 13 - Added: 8 months ago
| My old gran refuses to grow old gracefully. Last night she won first prize in a wet shawl contest. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Granny Shagger - Tagged old , gracefully , wet , shawl - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| I went to the doctor's today and said, "Doctor, I'm really worried about my son, he won't get up in the morning, he pees the bed, and he won't get dressed. If we take him shopping, he kicks and screams until we have to go home... it's so embarrassing that even the neighbours don't talk to us." "Are you sure you're not over-reacting?" said the doctor. "Yes," I said. "His wife is very worried as well." | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , son , doctor , wet - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month ago
| Funny how my dog is as happy to walk in the rain as I am! Oh well, I suppose we're both after wet pussy! | |
Joke by norrth6, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged funny , happy , wet , pussy - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 month ago
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