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I remember when I was a kid, I was at a family dinner.
There was this huge chocolate cake for afters.
I couldn't take my eyes off it.
My Grandad saw me and said, "go on, no-one's looking."
I said, "are you sure?"
"Course I'm sure," he replied.
So I whacked him in the mouth.
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Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Family - Tagged kid , grandad , whacked , mouth , chocolate , cake , dinner  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months ago

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