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| A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates. Only 10% of that actually goes into its mate. Ever wondered why the sea tasted so salty? |    |
Joke by SoccerGod, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged whale , sperm , semen , sex , qi , alan davies - Current Score: 156 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Sad news reports are coming in that a whale, stranded on an English sandbank today, had to be put down despite a massive rescue attempt. Still, they were pretty fucking daft to try to pick it up in the first place. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Celebrity and news events > Thames Whale - Tagged bbc news , stranded whale , whale , put down , kill , euthanasia , england - Current Score: 51 - Added: 3 months ago
| In honour of Wally the whale that died in the River Thames a couple of years ago, Vera Lynn is to produce a tribute record, which is to be called "Whale Meat Again". | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Thames Whale - Tagged thames , whale , meat , songs - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Has anyone else had the urge to get a blow job from a fat woman just to shout "thar she blows!!!"... and then shoot her with a harpoon gun? | |
Joke by danshand, in Sex and shit > Fat Bird - Tagged fat woman , whale , moby dick - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month ago
| This morning I heard there were some whale demonstrators in our local harbour so I went to have a look. What a fucking joke! They didn't even have one whale! | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Whales - Tagged whale , demonstrators - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months ago
| What do you call a whale with a black prick? Dawn French. | |
Joke by nortybollox, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged capitalise you dumb fuck , black , fat bastard , whale - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
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