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| Mongo is a little Zambian orphan who has to walk 5 miles to school each day in the sweltering heat, and then 5 miles back home again in the evenings. You can help by contributing just £2 a month, and with it we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run! |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged whip , lazy boy , zambian - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| One of the girls at the local S&M club had a birthday last week. We had a whip round for her. | |
Joke by rolodex27, in Sex and shit > S&M - Tagged whip , s&m - Current Score: 56 - Added: 6 months ago
| Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "oh big boy,whip me,whip me!" Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand but, in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy. About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "did you get these marks having sex?" Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her] eventually admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so because, in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , paddy , van , doctor , whip , aerial - Current Score: 29 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
| I went to see a bondage mistress, with a fully stocked "leather dungeon," who had a big black man chained to the wall as her "sub." She said she would flog him for 100 Quid. I accepted. What a bargain- I'll get a good 40 years work out of him. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , slave , bondage , nigger , money , dominatrix , whip , flog , sell , pub - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago
| One of my colleagues left the S&M factory last week to retire. We had a whip around before she went. | |
Joke by waspstink, in Sex and shit > S&M - Tagged sampm , sampm , sado , sadist , whip , porn , sex , sex , retirement , job , factory , colleague , horny , fuck , cunt , rape , pedo - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's yellow with red wheels? A freshly-whipped Chinaman. | |
Joke by Meee, in Jokes with no home > Asia - Tagged chinese , whip - Current Score: 2 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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