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| A grizzled prospector rides into a small town after 3 months of solitude. He walks into the only bar, drinks a whisky and asks the bar tender, "got any women in town?" "No," is the reply, "but there is always Jake." "No way, I'm not that kind of guy," responds the prospector. Next day he restocks and off he goes into the hills again. Three months later, our prospector is back - has his whisky. "Any women in town?" he asks. "Nope, but jake is available," is the reply. "No thanks, I'm not that kind of guy," says the prospector, and off he goes again. The next time the prospector is back in town, its been nearly a year since he last saw a woman, and let's just say the gun is fully loaded... He goes into the bar, asks if there are any women yet and gets the same response: no women, but maybe Jake. He has a whisky, then another and a third. Then he asks the barman, "so... about Jake.... Who's gonna know?" "Well," says the barkeep, "you're gonna know, and I'm gonna know. And Jake's gonna know, of course." He pauses. "And Tom and Leroy's gonna know." "Tom and Leroy? What have they got to do with it?" asks the prospector. "Tom and Leroy have to hold Jake down because he's not that kind of guy either!" |    |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged prospector , jake , 3 , months , whisky - Current Score: 44 - Added: 3 months ago
| In front of the congregation the minister high up in his pulpit produced two glasses. Into both he placed two worms. In one glass he poured water and into the other he poured whisky. In the water glass the worm swum about quite happily. In the whisky glass the worm wriggled for a short while then died. "Now members of the congregation....Can you tell me what this means!" A voice echoed from the rear of the Church. "If you drink whisky, You won't get worms!" | |
Joke by BIRTHDAY DASTARD, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged whisky , worms , minister , church - Current Score: 37 - Added: 9 months ago
| A man walks into a bar with a crocodile and says "I'm going to put my penis and testicles into this crocodile's mouth and after 30 seconds I'll take them out and you can all buy me a drink for watching it." So the guy puts his privates in the crocodile's mouth for 30 seconds, then he picks up a nearby whisky bottle, pours whisky on the crocodile and lights it. The croc opens its mouth to scream and he takes his genitals out, and gives a bow then stuffs them away. As he enjoys his drinks he says "I'll buy anyone here 10 drinks if they do it." The bar goes quiet. A few seconds later a little old lady says "I'll try but you must promise not to set me on fire." | |
Joke by RoflCopter, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged fire , penis , testicles , crocodile , whisky , genitals , bar - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year ago
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