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| When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , gag , whistle - Current Score: 70 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged mini , skirt , pussy , wink , whistle , fingers , underwear , kiss - Current Score: 23 - Added: 9 months, 29 days ago
| why do niggers have two holes in thier top lip? so they can see where they are going when their whistling | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged whistle , holes , nigger - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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