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| What's white on top and black on bottom? Society. |    |
Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , society , racism - Current Score: 1657 - Added: 5 months ago
| 15 blokes chased a paki through McDonalds. When they caught him, they beat him to death. After the police arrived at the scene, they questioned a witness about why he didn't help He simply responded "i thought 15 was enough" | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged police , white , pakistani - Current Score: 446 - Added: 1 year ago
| What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged black , white , naked , playboy - Current Score: 428 - Added: 1 month ago
| Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, "Turn White for Fifteen Quid." The two men turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a twenty pound note and the other one has a ten pound note. Since neither one of them has exactly fifteen pounds, they can't figure out how they can both get turned white... Finally one of them has a stroke of genius. "You take twenty quid and go in there and get turned white, then when you come out you can give me your fiver change and then I will have fifteen quid and I can get turned white too!" "You bet, dawg!" says the other guy, and he goes inside. Ten minutes later, you wouldn't believe it, that black guy was now blond-haired, blue-eyed, white-skinned and even had a suit and a tie on! The first black guy says, "holy shit man! I can't believe it, you really are white! Hurry up and give me that fiver so I can do it too!" To which the newly-white man exclaims, "fuck you, nigger, get a job!" | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , racism , money - Current Score: 239 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , fairytale , racist , motherfucker , shit , time , nigger , negro , blacks - Current Score: 234 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , doll , sex , shop , sex shop , dolls , blow up , blow , black , white , male , female , religion - Current Score: 228 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| This 8 year old girl goes into Santa's grotto, she sits on his lap and father Christmas says, "Hello little girl, what do you want for Christmas my dear?" The little girl says, "Some of my older friends at school have got some hair between their legs, and I would like some there too!" Santa says, "Will a little white beard be ok?" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged santa , girl , hair , beard , white , grotto , christmas - Current Score: 164 - Added: 10 months ago
| What do you call an attractive white woman sitting in the same room as a Muslim? A hostage. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged attractive , white , woman , hostage - Current Score: 157 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| They say once you go black you won't go back. Not because blacks are better, it's because no white person will ever touch you again | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , sex - Current Score: 121 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Its really nice that there are some places where the White English Male can dominate. 100 years ago, in the days of the British Empire, it was a Quarter of the World, on which the sun never set. Now it's an internet joke site that crashes several times a week. Still, better than nothing. | |
Joke by twayne, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged british empire , white , english , male , sickipedia - Current Score: 120 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
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