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| What's white on top and black on bottom? Society |    |
Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , white , society , racism - Current Score: 1766 - Added: 6 months ago
| Lewis Hamilton: World Formula 1 Champion. The last time a Brazilian got fucked over this badly by a Brit was at Stockwell Underground Station. | |
Joke by LEENEWSOME, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton, F1 - Tagged lewis hamilton , black , white , formula 1 , brazil , racing , driving , win , jean charles de menezes , underground , tube - Current Score: 704 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Fifteen blokes chased a Paki through McDonald's. When they caught him, they beat him to death. After the police arrived at the scene, they questioned a witness about why he didn't help He simply responded, "I thought fifteen was enough." | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged police , white , pakistani - Current Score: 479 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged black , white , naked , playboy - Current Score: 463 - Added: 2 months ago
| A white lie: "No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans". A black lie: "I didn't steal no mother fuckin' car". | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , car , steal , jeans , mother fucker , white - Current Score: 360 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "Once upon a time"; black begins, "Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , white , fairytale , racist , motherfucker , shit , time , nigger , negro , blacks - Current Score: 261 - Added: 8 months ago
| A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , doll , sex , shop , sex shop , dolls , blow up , blow , black , white , male , female , religion - Current Score: 256 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, "Turn White for Fifteen Quid." The two men turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a twenty pound note and the other one has a ten pound note. Since neither one of them has exactly fifteen pounds, they can't figure out how they can both get turned white... Finally one of them has a stroke of genius. "You take twenty quid and go in there and get turned white, then when you come out you can give me your fiver change and then I will have fifteen quid and I can get turned white too!" "You bet, dawg!" says the other guy, and he goes inside. Ten minutes later, you wouldn't believe it, that black guy was now blond-haired, blue-eyed, white-skinned and even had a suit and a tie on! The first black guy says, "Holy shit man! I can't believe it, you really are white! Hurry up and give me that fiver so I can do it too!" To which the newly-white man exclaims, "Fuck you, nigger, get a job!" | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , white , racism , money - Current Score: 254 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| News from the White House.. George Bush's wallet has gone missing already. | |
Joke by jungleoftramps, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged wallet , george , bush , white , house - Current Score: 210 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What do you call an attractive white woman sitting in the same room as a Muslim? A hostage. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged attractive , white , woman , hostage - Current Score: 174 - Added: 2 months ago
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