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| What's white on top and black on bottom? Society. |    |
Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , society , racism - Current Score: 1523 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was walking down the street with my girlfriend the other day, when I saw 5 youths beating up a white guy. My girlfriend turned to me and said- "Aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No, 5 should be enough." | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged police , white - Current Score: 422 - Added: 10 months ago
| Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, "Turn White for Fifteen Quid." The two men turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a twenty pound note and the other one has a ten pound note. Since neither one of them has exactly fifteen pounds, they can't figure out how they can both get turned white... Finally one of them has a stroke of genius. "You take twenty quid and go in there and get turned white, then when you come out you can give me your fiver change and then I will have fifteen quid and I can get turned white too!" "You bet, dawg!" says the other guy, and he goes inside. Ten minutes later, you wouldn't believe it, that black guy was now blond-haired, blue-eyed, white-skinned and even had a suit and a tie on! The first black guy says, "holy shit man! I can't believe it, you really are white! Hurry up and give me that fiver so I can do it too!" To which the newly-white man exclaims, "fuck you, nigger, get a job!" | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , racism , money - Current Score: 216 - Added: 1 year ago
| What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , fairytale , racist , motherfucker , shit , time , nigger , negro , blacks - Current Score: 209 - Added: 5 months ago
| This 8 year old girl goes into Santa's grotto, she sits on his lap and father Christmas says, "Hello little girl, what do you want for Christmas my dear?" The little girl says, "Some of my older friends at school have got some hair between their legs, and I would like some there too!" Santa says, "Will a little white beard be ok?" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged santa , girl , hair , beard , white , grotto , christmas - Current Score: 154 - Added: 8 months ago
| Its really nice that there are some places where the White English Male can dominate. 100 years ago, in the days of the British Empire, it was a Quarter of the World, on which the sun never set. Now it's an internet joke site that crashes several times a week. Still, better than nothing. | |
Joke by twayne, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged british empire , white , english , male , sickipedia - Current Score: 120 - Added: 2 months ago
| The police are trying to identify potential knife thugs in advance of the Notting Hill Carnival so they can ban troublemakers and criminals from going. I usually avoid it, but I might just go as they're going to all that effort to make it whites only. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Notting Hill Carnival - Tagged notting hill , carnival , black , white - Current Score: 116 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , ps3 , playstation , paedophilia , paedophile , plastic surgery , michael , jackson , black , white - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why did Cadburys invent white chocolate? So black kids can get messy too. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged chocolate , blacks , white , messy - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why is it that, at the Olympics, the white athletes win the shooting events and the black athletes win the running events? | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged white , black , olympics , o - Current Score: 87 - Added: 5 months ago
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