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| A blonde is sick of being labled a 'dumb blonde' so goes to the hairdressers to buy a brunette wig. "How much are they?" she asks. "£30 plus the tax"' replies the hairdresser. "Forget the tax," she replies, "I'll use glue.." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Blonde - Tagged blonde , wig , tax , glue - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 month ago
| A woman was at the undertaker's arranging her late husbands funeral. "Do you have any special requests?" asks the undertaker. "Well he was bald and never went anywere without his wig but everytime I put it on his head it slides off," she said. "I'll sort that out for you - come back in an hour," he said. So an hour later she returned and the wig was perfectly placed on the dead man's head. "Oh thank you," she said, "you must let me pay you something for that and I won't take no for an answer." The undertaker said, "well just give me a pound for the nails then." | |
Joke by appy2be, in Illness and mortality > Funeral - Tagged undertaker , funeral , wig , nails - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months ago
| A wig and a turd walk into a pub. "Can I have 2 pints of lager please? the wig asks. "I'm not serving you any drinks" the barman replies. "Why not?" the wig says "Because you're off your head" the barman replies "and you're mate is steaming!" | |
Joke by stopher, in Jokes with no home > Pub - Tagged asks , lager , turd , wig - Current Score: 0 - Added: 11 months ago
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