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| Hearty congratulations to Venus Williams on beating Elena Dementieva to get to the final of Wimbledon. I mean have you looked at Dementieva? She's gorgeous. How Venus managed to concentrate on her tennis with an erection is beyond me. |    |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged venus , williams , dementieva , tennis , wimbledon - Current Score: 471 - Added: 4 months ago
| I saw two black dogs chasing a ball across some grass today as they barked as loudly as they could at each other. Apparently, that's tennis these days. | |
Joke by Stig, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged black , wimbledon , tennis , serena , venus , williams - Current Score: 241 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was flicking through the TV channels, when I came across Monkey Tennis on Sky Sports. "Brilliant!", I thought, "monkey tennis." Then I realised, it was just those Williams sisters again! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged tennis , williams , sky sports , boogaloo - Current Score: 66 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| The Williams Sisters have yet again reached the final of Wimbledon. Given that the weather forecast for the final on Saturday is to be torrential rain, so as not to disappoint the viewers and provide programme continuity,the film Gorillas in the mist will be shown during any rain delays. | |
Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Venus Williams - Tagged tennis , gorilla , sisters , venus , serena , williams - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 months ago
| I find it shocking that people continually refer to the Williams sisters as dogs. Dogs are generally very intelligent and a pleasure to have around - they certainly don't deserve that kind of slur! | |
Joke by sparky071065, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged venus , serena , williams , dogs - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 months ago
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