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"Mummy, mummy, my best friend Jeremy has got a willy like a peanut!"

"Do you mean it's small?"

"No, it's salty!"
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Joke by Sticky, in Sex and shit > Mummy Mummy - Tagged mummy , willie , peanut , mummy mummy  - Current Score: 223 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

There are three Kiwis in a bar. The first one walks up to an Aussie and says, "Willie Mason is gay."
The Aussie says, "Yeah, that's nice mate."
The second one walks up to him and says, "Willie Mason roots sheep."
The Aussie replies, "Yeah bloke, whatever."
At last the third one walks up to him and says, "Willie Mason is a Kiwi."
The Aussie turns around and says, "Yeah, I think that's what your mates were trying to tell me."
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Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Kiwis - Tagged kiwi , aussie , willie , mason  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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