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| Boy asks his mum, "is it wrong to have a willy?" "No,why?" she asks. "Well, Dad's sweating like fuck in the bathroom trying to pull his off!" |    |
Joke by rhysisbob, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged child , dad , willy , wanking - Current Score: 246 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| When I was eleven, two paedophiles lived on the same street as me. They used to give me the willies. | |
Joke by ghost, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , willy , kid , gary glitter - Current Score: 66 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies! | |
Joke by ocha, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , ghost , willy - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A family is eating Christmas dinner and the son asks his dad how many kinds of boobs there are. Dad says, "son, a woman goes through three phases: in her 20s, they're like melons, round and firm; in her 30s to 40s, they're like pears, still nice, but hang a bit." "After 50 their like onions?" the boy says, "Yes," dad says, "you see them and they make you cry." This angers the wife and daughter, so the girl asks, "how many types of willies are there?" Mum says, "a man goes through three phases as well: in his 20s, it's like an oak tree, mighty and hard; in his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable; after 50 it's like a Christmas tree." "Why" the girl asks Mum says, "it's dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration." | |
Joke by efcbluenose, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged christmas , family , boobs , willy , balls - Current Score: 21 - Added: 11 months ago
| Mummy Mummy! Why's Dad got his cock in the biscuit tin? I don't know dear - he must be fucking crackers. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged mummy mummy , biscuit , willy , food , mother , biscuitophile - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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