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| I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance." Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged blind , spastic , kids , children , child , kid , marathon , run , charity , win , race , dave spikey - Current Score: 760 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Lewis Hamilton: World Formula 1 Champion. The last time a Brazilian got fucked over this badly by a Brit was at Stockwell Underground Station. | |
Joke by LEENEWSOME, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton, F1 - Tagged lewis hamilton , black , white , formula 1 , brazil , racing , driving , win , jean charles de menezes , underground , tube - Current Score: 704 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Two chavs race their Novas off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins? Society. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , cars , racing , death , chav , cliff , society , win , wins - Current Score: 298 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Gambling - Tagged win , wife , gambling - Current Score: 225 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| A man comes running into his house "I'VE WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY!!" His wife is extatic, "OH MY GOD!! REALLY!?" "Yeah pack up some clothes honey" "Should I pack for cold or warm weather?" she asks him. "I don't care honey JUST FUCKING GET OUT!" | |
Joke by RENEGADEPSYCHO, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged win , lottery , dumped , won , pack , packing - Current Score: 29 - Added: 11 months ago
| Ever since I saw his performance in American Gangster, I could tell he would be President. Congratulations to Denzel Washington today, I knew you would change history. | |
Joke by bogies, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged denzel , barack , obama , barack obama , election , democrat , win , mccain wasteman - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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