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| A man goes to the World Trade Center. He says "I want to buy a jumbo jet" "We don't sell jumbo jets here sir", was the reply. "Well you've got one in the window!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged world , wtc , 911 , trade , centre , world trade centre , america , usa , jumbo , jet , jumbo jet , jets , plane , planes , crash , window , windows - Current Score: 165 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus? Put poison on the windows. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , disabled , disability , retards , retarded , bus , poison , window , windows , kill , killed , murder , spastic , spaz - Current Score: 120 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's brown and taps on the window? A baby in a microwave. | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , microwave , brown , dead , babies , dead baby , dead babies , micro , cook , cooked , window - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I always open the window after I've had a shit. But if I'm in the car I open it before. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged shit , car , window - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months ago
| My girlfriend hates sex with the light on. So I always make her shut the car door and watch through the window like everyone else. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Dogging - Tagged back seat , car , window - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Why do most homes have a window above the kitchen sink? It gives women a point of view. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged window , sink , kitchen , view - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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