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Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > insult - Tagged insult , winner , crap - Current Score: 118 - Added: 9 months ago
| Who was the last 20 stone black man to ride a derby winner? Lester Piggott's cell mate. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > jail - Tagged jail , celebrity , lesta , piggott , derby , winner - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. | |
Joke by robharr, in Jokes with no home > Job - Tagged job , winner , loser - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months ago
| Paddy wins the lottery and goes to Camelot to collect his winnings. Upon his arrival they tell him that there is a slight problem with the finances and they would pay him 2 million this week and a further 2 million next week. Paddy replies "If you're goin' to fook me about then give me my pound back" | |
Joke by eddmuzza, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , lottery , camelot , winner , pound - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
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