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| I witnessed the start of a brutal gang rape last night, but turned away. I couldn't bear to look at five cocks, all bigger than mine. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged gang rape , cock , witness , brutal , size , start - Current Score: 49 - Added: 3 months ago
| According to research, members of the public are highly unlikely to intervene if they witness a crime in progress. I would disagree with that statement. Only the other day, I came across a woman being raped in a park. I steamed straight in and knocked the rapist out, before turning the woman over and taking her up the arse. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged public , research , intervene , witness , crime , rapist , anal , arse - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago
| The American Federal Witness Protection Program has come up with a sure-fire method for making absolutely certain that people entering the program are NEVER found by anyone. They just change the witness's name to ''G. Spot.'' | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Jokes with no home > Slang - Tagged g spot , american , witness , people - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months ago
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