Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| I was walking down the high street the other day when a woman came up to me and said, "a cow was murdered to make that jacket, you know." So I sneered at her and said, "I didn't realise there were any witnesses - now it looks like I'll have to kill you too." |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Jokes with no home > Leather - Tagged leather jacket , witnesses , die animal rights activists , fuck you peta - Current Score: 151 - Added: 3 months ago
| How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to change the bulb and turn it on, the other two bastards to knock on your door and ask if you've seen the light... | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged light , door , knock , bulb , witnesses - Current Score: 47 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.18ms doing 4 queries and 0s processing. She's 2.12% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel