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| An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged curse , marriage , wizard - Current Score: 59 - Added: 10 months ago
| The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. 'WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?' Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: 'I've come for some courage.' 'NO PROBLEM!' says the Wizard. 'WHO IS NEXT?' Ronald Reagan steps forward, 'Well........., I.......I think I need a brain.' 'DONE' says the Wizard. 'WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?' Up steps George Bush sadly, 'I'm told by the American people that I need a heart.' 'I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!' says the Wizard. 'CONSIDER IT DONE.' There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, 'WHAT DO YOU WANT?' 'Is Dorothy here?' | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Celebrity and news events > Bill Clinton - Tagged bill clinton , president , dorothy , wizard , oz - Current Score: 57 - Added: 8 months ago
| What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas? A pinball machine. | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Blind Deaf And Dumb - Tagged deaf , dumb , blind , the who , pinball , wizard - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| From time to time I wish I could throw magic dust on my problems to make them disappear. Like a wizard. Or a crack addict. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged drugs , crack , wizard - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month ago
| An old man, 85 years of age, goes to see a secret wizard, wondering if he could break or remove a curse placed on him 50 years previously. When he meets him, the wizard says, "I might be able to, but it depends on what the curse is. You'll need to tell me the exact words of the curse put on you." Without hesitation, the old man responds, "I now pronounce you husband and wife." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged old man , marriage , curse , wizard , husband and wife - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago
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