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I can't think of anything worse, after a night of drinking, than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they are dead.
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Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged wonder , worry , crap , dead  - Current Score: 1466 - Added: 8 months, 22 days ago

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , boat , speed , speedboat , land , sea , water , fast , fastest , stevie , wonder , stevie wonder  - Current Score: 144 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What's the definition of 'Endless Love'?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , endless , endless love , love , tennis , play , playing , stevie , wonder , stevie wonder , ray , charles , ray charles , game  - Current Score: 139 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What goes...

Click-Click. Is that it?

Click-Click. Is that it?

Click-Click. Is that it?

Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube.
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Joke by waynster, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged stevie wonder , rubik , stevie , wonder , rubiks , rubiks cude , cube , click , blind  - Current Score: 122 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Did you hear about the cheesegrater Stevie Wonder's wife got him for his birthday?

The most violent book he's ever read.
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Joke by Coast Of Yemen, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged blind , sight , stevie , wonder , stevie wonder , cheese , cheesgrater , grater , birthday , present , wife , violent , brail  - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

How did the wonder bra get its name?

When women take them off you'll wonder where their tits have gone!
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Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged wonder , bra , tits , woman  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year ago

Guess who Stevie Wonder bumped into in Specsavers the other day?

Everyone
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Joke by prince caso, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged wonder , specsavers  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago

How does Stevie Wonder realise he's been tricked?

His ice-lolly tastes like cock.
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Joke by screwilewi, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged stevie , wonder , trick , cock , realise  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

I'm not sure about this new wonder jab that's set to cure obesity.
Don't we already have to take a little prick for that called Jamie Oliver?
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Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Jamie Oliver - Tagged wonder , jab , obesity , prick  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months ago

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