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A dog goes into a telegram office and asks to send a message.

"I want it to say 'woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof'"

The man says "You have paid £10 and only used 14 words….you can add another one at no extra charge"

The dog says "But then it wouldn't make any sense"
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Joke by Monkeyman, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged woof , dog , telegram  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What's big, black and goes woof?

The Grand Pier, Weston-Super-Mare
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Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Weston-super-Mare - Tagged big , black , woof , grand , pier , westonsupermare  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago

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