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| Went to watch Fulham last weekend and when I got off the train I asked a copper where the ground was. He replied just follow the crowds. I ended up in Woolworths ! |    |
Joke by dixie normous, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged fulham , football , woolworths - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months ago
| Dave, John and Paddy are working on some roadworks in the middle of the town centre. All of them are claiming benefits and working on the side. The foreman gives them their instructions and says "Remember, if the inspector from the benefit fraud office catches you to give him a false name". Paddy says "Yes boss, but what if we can't think of one fast enough?" The foreman replies "Look, it's fucking easy, just look around and use one of the names of the shops". An hour passes and the benefit fraud officer turns up "Right then you three, you are under suspicion of working whilst claiming benefits. give me your names!" Dave looks around and says " David Woolworths". John looks around and answers "John Tesco". The inspector then turns to Paddy "And you, what's your name?" Paddy says "Ken!" The inspector says "And your second name?" Paddy replies "Tucky fried chicken". | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , working , benefits , fraud , inspector , foreman , woolworths , tesco , kentucky , fried , chicken - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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