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| What's long, white, hard and forced into my daughters mouth every night? Her toothbrush. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged wordplay , toothbrush , daughter , penis - Current Score: 188 - Added: 4 months ago
| There was a letter on my doormat this morning with the words "do not bend" on it. I thought, well how the fuck am I going to pick it up? | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Actors - Tagged postman , bend , fuck , wordplay - Current Score: 166 - Added: 11 months ago
| The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you. And then it hit me. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged frisbee , pun , wordplay - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My gay brother has recently been diagnosed with HIV What a bummer... | |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged wordplay , gay , aids - Current Score: 69 - Added: 4 months ago
| Wanted: A tall well built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia gaden, classical music and tal- king without getting too serious but please only read lines 1, 3 and 5 | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged sex , wanted ads , wordplay , cooking - Current Score: 41 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| He grabbed me around my slender neck I could not call or scream. He dragged me to my dingy room where we could not be seen. He tore away my flimsy wrap and gazed upon my form. I was so cold and damp and scared while he was dry and warm. He pressed his feverish lips to mine I could not make him stop. He drained me of my inner self i gave him every drop. Then he cast me from his side so now you see me here. An empty bottle thrown away that once was full of beer. | |
Joke by WesJones87, in Jokes with no home > Poem - Tagged poem , rape , wordplay - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month ago
| I think all homosexuals are fucking arseholes. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged wordplay , homosexual , gay , arsehole - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month ago
| A man phones up a friend, who happens to have only one arm. "So, what are you up to?" "I'm just away to change a lightbulb." "Won't that be difficult, with just the one arm?" "I wouldn't think so. I mean I've got the receipt." | |
Joke by cb, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged wordplay , disabled , one arm , receipt - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 week ago
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