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Pythagoras' theorem: 24 words.
The Lord's prayer: 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.
U.S. Government regulations on cabbage sales: 26,911 words		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > USA - Tagged usa , dumb , words , bandwagon , ameriva , government  - Current Score: 215 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago

A truck carrying hundreds of copies of Roget's Thesaurus overturned. The local newspaper reported that onlookers were 'stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, gobsmacked, amazed, bewildered and dumbfounded.'I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged lorry , crash , thesaurus , m1 , shocked , words  - Current Score: 131 - Added: 4 days ago

A lorry carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed on the M1 yesterday, shedding it's load across the carriageway.

Onlookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, shocked, flabbergasted, startled, speechless and amazed.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bennycmufc, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged lorry , crash , thesaurus , m1 , shocked , words  - Current Score: 81 - Added: 7 months, 16 days ago

I find it intresting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-In law" you get the words "Woman Hitler."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by peeps, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged woman , hilter , words  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago

Actions speak louder than words...

Never more true, than with rape.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , actions , words , true , word , rapist  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago

I've just read the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by offended?, in Jokes with no home > Books - Tagged zebra , dictionary , words  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago

Eight Words with two Meanings

1 THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female ......Any part under a car's hood.
Male ..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2 VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female ....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male .... Playing football without a cup.

3 COMMUNICATION ( ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.

4 COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female .... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5 ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female .... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6 FLATULENCE ( flach-u-lens) n.
Female .... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male ...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female ......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male ........Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8 REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female .... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > Men - Tagged woman , men , words  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago

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