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| Why is paracetemol white? You want it to work, don't you? |    |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged paracetemol , working , lazy cunts - Current Score: 61 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
| Two Irishmen are working in the park: The first guy in front digs a hole in the ground, while the guy behind comes in 2 minutes later and fills the holes back in. A woman who has noticed the peculiar behaviour of the two gents, can't resist and walks over to ask them just what they are up to. The woman walks up and says to the first man, "excuse me, but why are you digging holes and the other guy comes along and fills them in?" The second guy interrupts and says "I think I can answer that..." "The guy who plants the trees has called in sick today..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged sick , plants , trees , hole , fills , working - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| What's Madeleine McCann doing in Amsterdam? Working. | |
Joke by kevsaled3e, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine , madeleine mccann , maddie , working , amsterdam - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 months ago
| Dave, John and Paddy are working on some roadworks in the middle of the town centre. All of them are claiming benefits and working on the side. The foreman gives them their instructions and says "Remember, if the inspector from the benefit fraud office catches you to give him a false name". Paddy says "Yes boss, but what if we can't think of one fast enough?" The foreman replies "Look, it's fucking easy, just look around and use one of the names of the shops". An hour passes and the benefit fraud officer turns up "Right then you three, you are under suspicion of working whilst claiming benefits. give me your names!" Dave looks around and says " David Woolworths". John looks around and answers "John Tesco". The inspector then turns to Paddy "And you, what's your name?" Paddy says "Ken!" The inspector says "And your second name?" Paddy replies "Tucky fried chicken". | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , working , benefits , fraud , inspector , foreman , woolworths , tesco , kentucky , fried , chicken - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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