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| A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "Food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "Honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "Shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "Opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "Solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "Please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "The rest of the world" meant |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > The World - Tagged world , survey , un , africa , eastern , europe , western , china , middle , east , south , america , usa - Current Score: 346 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I found out today that there are over 1 billion Chinese people in the world... ...but if there are so many, how come I've only ever seen one? | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , identical , world , billion , chink - Current Score: 266 - Added: 4 months ago
| A man goes to the World Trade Center. He says "I want to buy a jumbo jet" "We don't sell jumbo jets here sir", was the reply. "Well you've got one in the window!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged world , wtc , 911 , trade , centre , world trade centre , america , usa , jumbo , jet , jumbo jet , jets , plane , planes , crash , window , windows - Current Score: 148 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked and covered in someone else's blood! | |
Joke by ben dover, in Sex and shit > Naked Body - Tagged naked , blood , screaming , world - Current Score: 121 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago
| Did you know that the mobile phone is the only thing in the world which blokes argue over who's got the smallest? | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Mobile phone - Tagged mobile phone , small , world - Current Score: 88 - Added: 4 months ago
| It's just like the old days for Gary Glitter. A world tour, a police escort, being forced to sign his autograph the second he steps off the plane. | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged good old days , world , tour , police , escort , autograph , plane - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged world , hate , attack , war - Current Score: 60 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count and those who can't. | |
Joke by flip master3, in Sex and shit > Little Johnny - Tagged types of people , world , count - Current Score: 28 - Added: 8 months, 21 days ago
| News Bulletin: all immigrants living in this country have decided to go back home, taking with them their foreign dress and languages. They are also going to pay back the millions of pounds they have received courtesy of the British tax payer Carlsberg don't make the news, but if they did, then it'd probably be the best news in the world | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged carlsberg , immigrants , news , tax , brittish , world - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year ago
| According to last week's Sun, we are all going to die on September 10th. I don't know what's worse, the world ending or people taking the Sun seriously. | |
Joke by elliot-14, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged sun , world , end - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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