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| A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma." |    |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged grandfolk , worms - Current Score: 56 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago
| Noah on the ark says to his wife. "I'm really bored, I'm going to do a bit of fishing" and wanders off. He's back half an hour later. "I'm still bored" His wife say's "I thought you were going to do a bit of fishing, why stop after half an hour?" He says "Well I only had two worms" | |
Joke by zip, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged fishing , worms , chritianity , moses - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year ago
| In front of the congregation the minister high up in his pulpit produced two glasses. Into both he placed two worms. In one glass he poured water and into the other he poured whisky. In the water glass the worm swum about quite happily. In the whisky glass the worm wriggled for a short while then died. "Now members of the congregation....Can you tell me what this means!" A voice echoed from the rear of the Church. "If you drink whisky, You won't get worms!" | |
Joke by BIRTHDAY DASTARD, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged whisky , worms , minister , church - Current Score: 37 - Added: 9 months ago
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