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| What's the worst thing about having a 12 inch dick? You're a black guy. |    |
Joke by marcusaurelius, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , dick , worst , thing , worst thing - Current Score: 120 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| What's the best thing about Pakistan? It's a long way from here What's the worst thing about Pakistan? It's above sea level | |
Joke by rs79, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistan , best , worst , sea level - Current Score: 68 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
| Derby County don't make beer but, if they did, it would probably be the worst beer in the world. | |
Joke by gordonbennet, in Celebrity and news events > Derby County - Tagged derby county , beer , worst , world - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| I have a this disorder where I can't see past the worst case scenario and ultimately it will end in my death. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Disorder - Tagged death , worst , disorder - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago
| Everyone feel free to add on this, just click Edit on the right Worst thing to say in court: his ass was ripped before i raped him anyway ----------------------------------------------- I remember you from the last time I was here --------------------------------------------------------------- Jury:the jury finds the defendant not guilty of rape and murder You(defendant):objection! ---------------------------------------------------------------- I'd like to take this trial seriously your honour, but your wig makes you look like a fag ----------------------=- You're wife said to say hi --------- I want a new judge. ------------------ In my defence your honour, She's my daughter and I'll do as I please ------------------- To be fair your honour, that kid is sexy. ------------------- How can I take this court into disrepute, it has no rep to start with! ------------------- Long story short, I thought the cop was a prostitute. ------------------- Surely its not rape if she couldnt shout no? ------------------- Allright your honour. Same time next week? --------------------- Name? Gary Glitter --------------------- If You Follow This Link I Think It Pretty Much Sums Up Everything You SHOULD NOT Say http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/michael-jackson-never-copped-a-feel.swf --------------------- | |
Joke by LittleLeeHere, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged worst , thing , to , say , in , court , peadophile , maddie , rape , kill , london , olympic , shannon matthews - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's the worst smell in the world? A kipper's cunt! | |
Joke by VAGINADINER, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged smell , cunt , kipper , worst - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year ago
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