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| A man goes to see the doctor complaining he has an orange cock. The doctor asks him to flop it out so he can have a look to see what the trouble is. The man duly gets his cock out for the doctor and, sure enough, it's bright orange. The doctor is amazed by this and tells the man he has never seen anything like it before and asks him when he last had had sex? "Never," says the man, "I'm a virgin and live on my own". "Does anyone else in your family have this affliction?" asks the doc. "Not that I'm aware of" replies the man. "Do you work with any strong chemicals?" queries the doctor. "No, I'm unemployed" states the man. "Really," says the doctor, "what do you do all day, then?" The man replies, "I sit at home watching porn films eating Wotsits." |    |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged man , cock , wotsits , doctor , virgin , illness , std , sexual disease - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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