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| At a recent England football training camp, Wayne Rooney collects the ball and dribbles around Shaun Wright-Phillips, Rio Ferdinand, Micah Richards, Ashley Cole and finally Emile Heskey. Steve McClaren shouts: "Around the fucking CONES Wayne, the fucking CONES" |    |
Joke by gangrath, in Celebrity and news events > Wayne Rooney - Tagged rooney , heskey , wright-phillips , ferdinand , mcclaren - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Two fly's sitting on Shaun Wright-Phillips top lip are getting bored.One is a slow fly and one is a fast fly.The fast fly says "Right let's have a race to stop this boredom.".."where shall we race to?" says the slow fly."We'll race from one side of his lips to the other".The slow fly says "but your faster than me and will easily win,but I'm bored so lets do it." They set off and the fast fly is really motoring,he gets to the other side of the lips and see's the slow fly sitting there relaxing."How the fuck did you get here so quick?" he says.The slow fly replies "well I just took the short-cut round the back of his head". | |
Joke by hoofhearted, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged shaun , wright-phillips , flys - Current Score: 14 - Added: 8 months ago
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