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| I don't know what women keep bragging about being able to multi-task for. What's so great about doing three things wrong at the same time? |    |
Joke by SteveRawx, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged women , wrong , abuse - Current Score: 242 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| An elderly couple showed up at the doctor's office together one day. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "We'd like you to watch us have sex, and make sure everything's all right." The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex, everything's fine." He charged them $50 and they went on their way. The next week, they showed up again, with the same request, and the next week, and several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $109. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!!!" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , old people , wrong - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. | |
Joke by Kristow, in Jokes with no home > Wisdom - Tagged smile , wrong , man - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 week ago
| Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience. It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession. The priest was shocked and could only say to Farmer Brown, "Well, was the pig a male or a female?" "A female, of course!" shouted Farmer Brown. "What do you think I am, some sort of queer?" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged bestiality , farmer , priest , wrong - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the couple walked in. "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in," the Jamaican said to them. "Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the "sex god" that he was. "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" the husband asked the shopkeeper. "Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied. After some badgering from his wife, the man finally gave in and tried the sandals on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes ... something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, quickly bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. At which point the Jamaican began screaming... "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!" | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Feet - Tagged feet , wrong , jamaican , sandals , jamaica , jim davidson - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months ago
| My mate is forever 'getting hold of the wrong end of the stick', which wouldn't be too bad usually, except he works on a sewage farm | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Mates - Tagged sewage , stick , wrong , hold - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| If "All good things come in small packages..", How can Paedophilia be wrong? | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged kiddy messers , sayings , good , packages , special delivery , wrong - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago
| What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye! | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged wrong - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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